HILARIOUS

recently, i've been getting lotsa icq msgs from weirdos from all over the world. i haf no idea why cos i din use to get them in the past. anyways, i decided to reply dis fella jus for fun... and funny it was. haha....

fella: do u haf a bf?
me: no
fella: why not?
me: cos i'm fat, ugly, unlikable. i'm disgusting
fella: how fat?
me: extremely humongous
fella: like what??? waist? (haha obviously stunned)
me: er... 36? (maybe in 10yrs.. yikes)
fella: wow.. u must haf big boobs then (i wish??)

haha.. thot it was damn funny. but i called him sick and stopped talkin to him after it started to get gross. *shudders* can't imagine the amount of disgusting freaks out there. and it's even worse to think tt there are girls who actually go meet these guys? n do gross stuff wif them.. urgh. the scariest part is tt we can't tell tt these guys are sickos jus by lookin at em. they mite even appear to be nice friendly normal guys.. and no one will ever suspect them of being the sickos tt they are. i just hope i never meet anyone like tt... yuck. but then again, i wouldn even know if the person is one of em... scary!!